Internet "Culture"

The internet is a cesspool of idiocy and quickly degrading social ability. There's a certain equation that I feel honestly describes most popular websites out there. It's adapted from an equation describing X-Box Live from Penny Arcade. I've expanded it to better describe most people on the internet.

Person with Self Esteem and Self Worth Issues + Anonymity + Audience of like minded individuals = Douche-bag

Now this equation is self sustaining, you must understand. These mouth breathers feed off of one another and take things to new heights. Let's review some of their mantras.

"If you're offended over what I'm saying, then you should just lighten up"
-Bullshit. When a person reads terrible things written about them from multiple sources, then they're going to get offended. It's natural. You can only laugh off being called out by a group of Basement Dwellers for so long

"If it wasn't true, then you have no reason to worry"
-Bullshit. Because it isn't true, people should be upset and enraged. When one of these self haters lashes out at someone with hearsay and outright lies with the explicate purpose to incite people to Hate someone personally, the Lies hurt the most. I've read a lot of horrible stuff about a lot of people. Granted, I normally needed to headbutt a door jam for a half hour or so, just so my IQ drops low enough to be able to decipher it all. When I read this terrible shit, I don't normally see any HARD evidence to support their claims. What evidence there is is usually easily doctored or severely out of context. They run with an idea and slander someone, usually by simply being the loudest. If you scream loud enough (proverbially speaking, of course), then people will believe you.

Granted, the people that believe you are "people" JUST like you. So those folks take up arms and scream more until Evidence comes out of the woodwork on the Demon of the Week. Luckily for their targets, these Trolls have a very short attention span and tend to attack attack attack and then move on to their next object of hatred. Or their mom tells them to clean their room and they GTG.

What I propose is this... the Internet Douchebag Vigilante Squad.
The problem with these Mouthbreathing Trolls is that in real life, if they said anything like they do online, they'd be beaten within an inch of their worthless lives. I propose that we do just that. Simple premise really. Find, Beat with Socks full of Nickels, leave.

Okay so that falls under "Assault and Battery" but these dumbasses need to learn that actions have consequences. The internet doesn't make you immune and the internet isn't a Magical land of having no Identity.

Freedom of Speech gives you the right to say something... it never gave you the right to tell me I can't be offended by it, nor does it say that you are required to say it.

To any Trolls who read this and get all butthurt? If it wasn't True, you shouldn't be offended.

Oni
Out

Getting to Know your Misanthrope

Alright. So I made a Blog. Nobody really cares what I think and that gives me a certain degree of freedom. I mean, if nobody is going to read it then I won't have to worry about what anyone says, right?

Here's the deal. Those who're reading this? Probably know me. So really, there's no reason for this post..so... fuck it